Batalha de rep entre princesas

Acho que alguns gostam de ver uma batalha de rap na qual te faz dizer "uhhhh" ou "turn down for what", bem, se além disso você quer dar uma praticada no seu inglês você vai adorar assistir esses vídeos de "rap battle". 

Do que se trata: O canal "Whitney Avalon" tem trazido uns vídeos bem legais de competições de rap (em inglês) entre dois personagens conhecidos. Os seus maiores sucessos tem sido: Branca de neve V.S. Elsa, e Cinderela V.S. Bela.

O que eu achei dos vídeos: Eu achei os vídeos bem divertidos, engraçados, não é nada infantil, com uma linguagem bem clara de se entender. É de fazer qualquer um dizer "uhhhh" e fazer rir dizendo "verdade" ou "eu não deixava". Acho que ouvir apenas uma vez não da para entender o que dizem (embora tenha a letra em baixo), mas se você repeti-la uma hora prestando atenção na letra da música e outra no som das palavras, você acaba entendendo sem dificuldade.

Branca de neve V.S. Elsa.



SNOW WHITE:
It’s not lame that my aim here’s to tell you the truth
I’ll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth
Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
The fact that you can’t claim the same is really a shame
I’m the original princess, you’re a copy of a copy 
I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy
I’m fragile but agile, rarely cross
I am sweet, you can tweet, I’m a treat, like a boss

ELSA: 
Who the hell are you to step to me?
An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency
You got no skills ‘cuz you’re focused on your looks
And let’s get to what was up with you and those seven shnooks (Hi, ho!)
I’ve heard you sing – it’s a high-pitched chirp 
You’re dopey. SNOW: You’re grumpy. ELSA: You’re a bashful twerp.
That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice
I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice

SNOW WHITE:Um, you should know, that’s not singing, you’re just yelling
At least now I can’t heard the mean lies you’re telling
You could’ve grieved with your sister from the start
But no, you’re the one who’s really got a frozen heart
You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it
Had the chance to do better, but like a porn star, you blew it 
As for your powers, they’re hardly legit
You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit
Does it really count as magic if when you let it go
The only thing that moves is ice and snow?
I talk to animals and it always impresses
You’re just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses

ELSA:
That’s right, manipulating snow, I’m the best at that game
Which means you’re under my control ‘cuz that’s your stupid name
And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh)
And who needs a man to save and kiss ya?
I’m savvy, strong, single, and so independent
You’re the weakest role model while I am transcendent
You’re a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest
I’m the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest
So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean
You’re one ditzy princess, I’m a motherf'ing queen 

(fonte do vídeo e letra da música)


Cinderela V.S. Bela.




CINDERELLA
Another princess in my shadow come to covet my crown
You clowns wanna throw down with the best in a gown?
I’m the legendary story of rags to riches
Rhymes sharper than a needle and I’m giving out stitches (ha!)
Like a wilting rose you can’t step to my flows
These girls are trippin’, did they cut off their toes?
I deserve all the praise for the foot-fetish craze
I’ve got itty-bitty kicks, but legs for days
Let’s look at your mentality, Freud loves your abnormality
The Stockholm Syndrome Story: Beauty and the Bestiality
Of course you’re bitter, I’m the number one star
Pumpkin carriage, perfect marriage, no one cares who you are

BELLE
What’s my name? (Belle!) What’s it mean? (Beauty!)
I’m the perfect combination of brains and booty
While I’m gaining knowledge you’re losing your pumps
Like Mrs. Potts I’m serving shots and dishing out lumps
Cindy’s dreaming she’s important, well, somebody should wake her
This gold-digging trophy wife’s the royal babymaker
Fear the nerdy, wordy princess ‘cause I’m throwing more shade
Than the willow tree growing on your dead mother’s grave
Your tale as old as time sets us back fifty years
Do your chores, clean the floors ‘til a man just appears 
You’re shallow and obsessed with looks and how you’re dressed
You wanna live like Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest

CINDERELLA
Oh, I’m the one who’s shallow ‘cause your prince was really hairy?
The Beast was in the friend zone ‘til he gave you his library
Your points have no merit, you’re jealous, declare it
Like I’ve always said: if the shoe fits, wear it
I’m the American dream with a fairy-tale wedding
You’ve got teapots for friends and I think your man’s shedding
Some things are meant to be like love at first sight
Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine before midnight

BELLE
A relationship rookie wants to rap about romance?
You can’t fall in love after just one dance
My prince saved my life and don’t be misled
I want a man in the street but a beast in the bed
Your film stars mice and cats with an old, fat fairy
Your silly story’s shoehorned into freakin’ “Tom and Jerry”
You say you want to party, next you run off down the halls
It’s like you always choke once you make it to the balls

CINDERELLA
You think that’s funny? Here’s a history lesson, honey
My movie saved the studio when Walt was out of money
You followed in my footsteps, without me there’s no you
Disney built an empire on these tiny glass shoes

BELLE
If you’re so adored where’s your Academy Award?
I’m the smart female heroine that can’t be ignored
The moral of our quarrel and why I’ve got you beat
It’s what’s inside that matters not the size of your feet

(fonte do vídeos e letra da música).

Mais: Existe mais alguns vídeos no canal "Whitney Avalon" e se você gostou dos vídeos deixe um comentário no vídeo para incentiva-los a continuar, além disso você pode sugerir a próxima batalha de rap.

Frases que gostei:

Snow White:

-"But no, you’re the one who’s really got a frozen heart" (Mas não, você realmente é a única que tem um coração congelado).

- "The only thing that moves is ice and snow? (A unica coisa que tem no filme é gelo e neve).

You’re just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses" (Você só sopra neve, com cabelos louros e vestido brilhante).

Elsa:

- "An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency" (Uma cabeça oca sem rumo com deficiência de vitamina D).

- "That’s right, manipulating snow, I’m the best at that game, Which means you’re under my control ‘cuz that’s your stupid name. (Está certo, manipulo neve, eu sou a melhor nesse jogo o que significa que você esta abaixo do meu controle).

-And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh) (E quem come uma maça que um estranho da?).

-And who needs a man to save and kiss ya?" (E quem precisa de um homem para te salvar com um beijo?).

Cinderela:

- You’ve got teapots for friends and I think your man’s shedding (Você tem bules como amigos e o derramamento do seu homem.

- "My movie saved the studio when Walt was out of money (Meu filme salvou o estúdios quando o Walt estava sem dinheiro).

-You followed in my footsteps, without me there’s no you (Você seguiu os meus passos, sem mim não teria você).

-Disney built an empire on these tiny glass shoes (A Disney construiu um império sobre esses minúsculos sapatos de vidro).

Bela:

-"You can’t fall in love after just one dance. My prince saved my life and don’t be misled" (Você não pode se apaixonar depois de apenas uma dança, meu príncipe salvou minha vida e não se deixe enganar).

-"Your silly story's shoehorned into freakin 'Tom and Jerr' ".(sua história parece uma caçada com Tom e Jerry).

- 'If you’re so adored where’s your Academy Award? I’m the smart female heroine that can’t be ignored" (Se você é adorada cade o seu Oscar? Eu sou a heroína feminina inteligente por isso não posso ser ignorada).

- "It’s what’s inside that matters not the size of your feet" (É o que está dentro que importa não o tamanho dos seus pés).

Deixe nos comentários quem você acha que ganhou a batalha de rap em cada um dos vídeos e a frase que você mais gostou.